- This body wash is a fresh and frisky merger of pure success and hints of crisp apple and fresh herbs
- It gives you 2 benefits in 1: lasting scent and hydration
- It alos fights dry skin at the source with a creamy lather
- Legendary cleansing for legendary men
- Refreshing lather drop-kicks dirt and odor, does a clothesline on them, and then slams them with a folding chair
This body wash is like a genie in a bottle that, with continued use, will make all your wishes come true, as long as those wishes are limited to: fighting dry skin at the source with a rich, creamy lather, removing clods of dirt from your body, and smelling great. It's probably the worst genie in a bottle in history, but it's an excellent body wash nonetheless. It is a fresh and frisky merger of pure success and hints of crisp apple and fresh herbs. It drop-kicks dirt and odor for you, so you can focus on higher pursuits like closing deals or teaching dolphins to speak.
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